I Don't Know What

5/30/12 — 10:24pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z8O_kxMSna8n Filed under: #writing

seriously, we’re not a brothel

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At lunch today, a chunk of tomato fell from my pizza slice into my cleavage. I hate tomatoes with the passion of a three-year-old. My coworker suggested I monetize the horrific incident.

So here’s an idea:

YouSayTomatoISaySEX.com.

Good idea?

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When Obama endorsed marriage equality…

whenobamaendorsed:

… all the states who’ve already legalized it were like:

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When Obama endorsed marriage equality…

whenobamaendorsed:

… my office was all:

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highwindows:

Nails at Katie Gallager by Fluery-Rose

!!

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meangirlsofpanem:

Your nana & I have that in common.

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don’t stop

get it get it

High-res 4/7/12 — 11:05pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z8O_kxJHK4vG Filed under: #dang.